Next stop

For the third time, an impatient waiter cruised up to their table. 

“This place is good for meat”, Hector said. “What is your favorite dish?”
Switters stared wistfully into space. “Spring lamb Roman Polanski”, he said.
“It is not on the menu, I am afraid”.
“Just as well. It’s an acquired taste”. 

Tom Robbins, Fierce Invalids Home From Hot Climates